James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives the woman a quick glance and then casually takes a look at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies. “Q’s just given me a state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it out.”
Intrigued, the woman asks, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
Bond coolly explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk telepathically.”
The lady says, “So what’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties,” says Bond.
The woman giggles and replies, “Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
Bond shakes his head, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”