Albert Einstein : Famous Quotes and Sayings

Top 10 of Albert Einstein quotes

Albert Einstein (Author of Relativity)
Albert Einstein (Author of Relativity)

10- “Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.”

9- “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”

8- “I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university.”

7- “Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous.”

6- “Never memorize something that you can look up.”

5- “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

4- “Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.”

3- “If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music.”

2- “The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.”

1- “Any fool can know. The point is to understand.”

Laziness : Quotes and Sayings

A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he set out, will have condemned himself to second-hand thoughts and to second-rate friends.

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave.

A loafer always has the correct time.

A young man idle, an old man needy.

Absorption in ease is one of the most reliable signs of present or impending decay.

By doing nothing we learn to do ill.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

He also who is slack in his work is brother to him who destroys.

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.

I’m barely prolific and incredibly lazy.

If a man will not work, he shall not eat.

If you’re coasting, you’re either losing momentum or else you’re headed downhill.

Quote Bullet It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all.
Indian Proverb

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

Laziness grows on people; it begins in cobwebs and ends in iron chains. The more one has to do, the more he is able to accomplish.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.

Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.

Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.

Woops Sorry About That Bob

hospital bed cartoon
Bob, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Bob’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Bob’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Bob motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Bob. But before he had a chance to read the note, Bob died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Bob died he handed me a note, and knowing Bob I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!

Vacation Hotel : For Women Only

women only

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.”

Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.

“We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”

The women start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men here have it short and thin.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here have it long and thin.” Still, this isn’t good enough so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here have it short and thick.” They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here have it long and thick.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”

Agnes married and had 13 children

When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children.

Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children.

After, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,

Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”

Adam and Eve Joke

adam eveExistence was so tranquil and peaceful for the young couple Adam and Eve, like straight out of a story book, until one unfortunate day when Adam showed up one hour late for supper.

By the time Adam finally came home Eve was a nervous wreck, and her imagination was working overtime.

“Honey, what happened? Why are you home so late?” Questioned Eve.
“Oh I’m sorry! Adam responded with a wave of his hand, “I just lost track of the time.”

Now Eve didn’t have a Mother or girlfriend around to calm her fears, after all it was just her and her Husband and despite Adam’s convincing act her overactive imagination could not be calmed.

That night after two hours of restlessly turning in her bed, enough was enough. “WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING!


Man VS Woman : Pick-up Lines


Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.


Man – Can I buy you a drink?

Woman – I think I’d rather have the money!


Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?

Woman – Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.

Man – Is this seat empty?

Woman – Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man – So what do you do for a living?

Woman – I’m a female impersonator.


Only the female mosquito bites


Only the female mosquito bites, the male mosquito survives on nectar. Futhermore, the female mosquito bites larger organisms to acquire Estrogen! She requires blood to produce eggs. Her mouthparts are constructed so that they pierce the skin, literally sucking the blood out.

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven

God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was, that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really awful day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day.

The next day at 12.01pm, the first person came to the gates of Heaven.

The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, said to the man, “Before I can let you in, you have to tell me what was happening in your life the day on which you died.”

“No problem,” the man said. “I came home to my 25th floor apartment during my lunch hour and found my wife half-naked. I thought she was having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in sight.

Immediately, I began searching for him. My wife was shouting at me as I searched the apartment.

Just as I was going to give up the search, I looked out onto the balcony and saw there was a man hanging over the edge by his fingertips! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and jumped on his fingers until he fell to the ground.

But he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall, and he didn’t die! I was so mad that I went back inside to fetch something that I could throw at him.

Strangely, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. So I unplugged it, pushed it to the balcony and tipped over the side.

It fell the 25 stories and crushed the man.Unfortunately all this excitement was too much and I had a heart attack and died instantly!!”

The Angel sat and thought for a moment. Technically, the man did have a bad day. It was crime of passion. So he announced, “Okay, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,” and let him in.

A few seconds later the next person came up. The Angel said, “Before I can let you enter, I need to know what was happening to you on the day you died.”

“No problem,” said the second man. “But you are not going to believe this!!” “I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure, so I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress.

I think I got a little carried away, slipped and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine.

But suddenly, this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, swears at me, and jumps on my fingers! Well, I fell and just before I hit the ground, I landed in some trees or bushes which I broke my fall.

But I didn’t die immediately. As I am lying there, looking up, unable to move, and in great pain, I notice the crazy man push his REFRIGERATOR off the balcony. It falls 25 floors and lands on top of me – killing me instantly!”

The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. “I think I like this new policy,” he says to himself. “Okay,” say the Angel to the second man. “Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven.” And he lets the man in.

A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gates. The Angel says,” Please tell me how you died.”

The third man says, “You will never believe this. I am naked, hiding inside a refrigerator……………..”